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Satellite Images Could Predict Poverty

Stanford researchers have developed a means to predict global areas of poverty, training a computer to scan satellite images for indicators of economic stability like paved roads and metal roofs. What do you think?

Sandra Wegman • Paranormal Eyewitness

“Hopefully technology will be able to cure almost as much poverty as it causes.”

Sandra Wegman • Paranormal Eyewitness

Jude Denner • Gerbil Psychologist

“Can they detect areas that are abundant in material goods but poor in spirit?”

Jude Denner • Gerbil Psychologist

Ed Lipinski • Sandwich Craftsman

“This is a tremendous leap forward in the effort to make global suffering less visible.”

Ed Lipinski • Sandwich Craftsman




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