Ron DeSantis Introduces New Son Barron Trump

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Calling the teenager his pride and joy to the gathering of supporters, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) reportedly introduced his new son Barron Trump at a Friday rally. “That’s my boy, everyone—give the crowd a big smile, Barron,” said DeSantis to the largely silent crowd of his constituents, holding the 16-year-old firmly by the shoulders as he emphasized that Barron would be traveling with him all around Florida on a great big road trip. “He looks just like me, doesn’t he? Well, hell, I don’t have to tell you that. This is my baby boy. Of course he looks like me. Now let’s get a few more photos with this nice photographer, Barry, and then how about you and I split a big bowl of ice cream?” At press time, DeSantis had reportedly kept the event going for a few more minutes by calling up his new daughter, Tiffany.