Roger Goodell Excited To See So Much Talented Inexpensive Labor
![](https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/6a038f0ad9ec2623785d346bfd49b2e0.jpg?w=1024)
Published:
Sunday, September 1, 2024
82°
Outdoor drinking advisory
Read More
Get an inside look into the most respected news-gathering operation to ever exist. Keep the Onion Free For All.
Become a Member. Get the Paper.