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Roaring Kitty Once Again Drives Up Stock Prices For GameStop, AMC

Keith Gill, better known by his online persona Roaring Kitty, posted for the first time in three years since instigating the 2021 GameStop short squeeze, once again causing that company and other meme stocks such as AMC to jump as much as 60% this week before trading was halted for volatility. What do you think?

Lamar Headen, Deregulator

“Sorry, I get all my financial advice from a different internet cat.”

Lamar Headen, Deregulator

Mac Dutton, Gravel Tycoon

“Anything to get Gen Z back on board with capitalism.”

Mac Dutton, Gravel Tycoon

Miri Sutton, Systems analyst

“Who knew the invisible hand belonged to a guy named Keith?”

Miri Sutton, Systems analyst




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