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RFK Admits To Dumping Dead Bear Cub In Central Park

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admitted he dumped a dead bear in New York City’s Central Park a decade ago, telling actress Roseanne Barr in a video that he did not kill the bear, but put it in his car with plans to skin it after he found it lying dead on a road upstate. What do you think?

“Thank God he didn’t dump an alive bear.”

Ruth Fraass, Bakery Technician

“So what is that, like, a $40 fine?”

Elijah Whitt, Ball Bearing Sweeper

“These whiners would complain no matter where he dumped the bear carcass he was carrying around.”

Quintin Bishop, Asphalt Smoother