Republicans, Democrats Unite In Good Laugh Over Reform Party

WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare moment of bipartisan unity, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle fondly recalled the Reform Party Tuesday. “Remember ’Ross For Boss’?” Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN) said, laughing uncontrollably at the memory of the closest thing America has seen to a viable third party in recent history. “Plus Trump, Warren Beatty… And what was the deal with that crazy admiral guy who died?” Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-MA) joined in the fun, saying, “And that platform they had full of, aw, who knows what. ’Reform,’ I guess!” The senators then spent an hour slapping each other on the backs, gleefully recalling the Reform Party’s credo of “radical centrism” and pro wrestler Jesse Ventura’s election as governor of Minnesota. Said Robert Byrd (D-WV): “They really thought they had something going there for a while!”