Repressed Molestation Memory Not What It Was Built Up To Be

WEEHAWKEN, NJ–After 22 months of therapy, Kathy Stebbins’ long-repressed childhood memory of sexual abuse at the hands of her uncle finally surfaced Tuesday in a thoroughly anti-climactic breakthrough. “That was it? That was the big molestation we’ve been trying to draw from her subconscious for almost two years?” disappointed therapist Dr. Anderson Gruber said. “She can’t open herself up emotionally to men because some hug from Uncle Gordon went on too long? Give me a break.”