Report: Yasser Arafat Poisoned With Polonium

Scientists conducted tests on the body of former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and found concentrations of the element polonium-210 that were 18 times the normal level, supporting the theory that he was poisoned, with many pointing their fingers at Israel. What do you think?


“Ooh! It’s like a murder mystery that we already know the answer to.”

Melvin Engelen • Unemployed

“Using a high-quality poison like that is a sign of respect.”

Hazel Armstrong • Applied Mathematician

“Maybe he drank some just to be a tough guy.”

Stephen Skynner • Tea Harvester