The manufacturer of Red Vines Black Licorice Twists recalled 16-ounce packages of the popular candy after the California Department of Public Health found they contained more than twice the amount of lead considered acceptable for young children. What do you think?
“No problem. I’ll just have my kid break each one in half before eating them.”
Monica Newkirk • Park Naturalist
“I hope the company quickly returns to the high standards of complete shit that one usually associates with Red Vines.”
James Witt • Art Conservator
“So you expect me to switch to Twizzlers? Fuck you.”
Roz Belig • Clip-On Sunglasses Assembler
