Recent Saving Of Planet Attributed To Working Assets Long-Distance Plan

UNITED NATIONS–A U.N. report released Monday traces last week’s saving of the Earth to Working Assets’ long-distance plan. “Working Assets, with its donation of 2 percent of profits to groups like the Rainforest Action Network and Amnesty International, has been found to be the force behind the planet’s saving,” the U.N. report read. The report also found that by using green, soy-based ink and off-white, 20 percent post-consumer recycled paper for its bills, Working Assets halted the deforestation of 10 million acres of Amazon rainforest, prompted the release of 11,000 Tibetan political prisoners, and increased literacy in Honduras 40 percent.