Real World Producers Still Looking To Fill Eating-Disorder Slot

VAN NUYS, CA—Jonathan Murray, co-executive producer of the MTV reality series The Real World, reported Monday that with just weeks to go before shooting begins, the eating-disorder slot for the cast of Real World 13: Paris remains unfilled. “We’re still trying to find a hot young bulimic or anorexic, ideally with bisexual leanings,” Murray said. “We found a woman who was perfect, except she was Asian, and we already had our non-black minority slot filled.” Murray said that as a last resort, he has a perky blonde sexual-abuse victim ready to go.




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