Real-Life Family Feud Offers No Fabulous Cash Prizes

LAS CRUCES, NM–Unlike the popular, long-running game show Family Feud, the real-life family feud among members of Las Cruces’ DeCinces family does not offer contestants the chance to win exciting cash prizes. “When the hell are you gonna stop undermining every goddamn thing I say in front of the kids?” said Thomas DeCinces, 47, facing off against wife Brenda in the long-running feud, hosted neither by Richard Dawson nor the late Ray Combs. “Kevin and Amy think their father’s a fucking joke, thanks to you. And you wonder why I’m out with the guys almost every night.” Asked to name something her husband has given her during their 14-year marriage, Brenda said “heartache and misery.” The response was the third most popular on the board behind “an alcohol problem” and “that six-inch scar on my throat.”