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Rare ‘Penis Plant’ Blooms For First Time In 25 Years

A two-meter tall Amorphophallus decus-silvae, or “penis plant,” which reeks of decomposing flesh and looks vaguely phallic, recently flowered at the Leiden Hortus Botanicus in the Netherlands, the first time this type of plant has bloomed in Europe in nearly 25 years. What do you think?

Whitmer Sirota, Kowtow Savant

“Europe has always b

Whitmer Sirota, Kowtow Savant

Russ Corlee, Annuitant

“See, ladies? Sometimes you just have to be patient for two and a half decades.”

Russ Corlee, Annuitant

Akilah Ebort, Systems Analyst

“Too bad. I’ve got a headache.”

Akilah Ebort, Systems Analyst