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Queen Breaks Record For Longest Reign

Queen Elizabeth II has just surpassed Queen Victoria as the longest-reigning monarch in British history, breaking the previous record of 63 years, seven months, and two days on the throne. What do you think?

Tina Walls • Pet Stylist

“I bet Queen Victoria doesn’t feel like such hot shit anymore.”

Tina Walls • Pet Stylist

Stefan Bergstrom • Pole Vault Supplier

“Wow. Just think of all the British history she’s presided over, from the Beatles to the Troubles to the dwindling relevance of the monarchy.”

Stefan Bergstrom • Pole Vault Supplier

Harvey Kelley • Moose Courier

“May her legacy of quantity never be eclipsed.”

Harvey Kelley • Moose Courier