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Putin Wins Sham Election

Russian President Vladimir Putin’s quarter-century rule will officially extend another six years after he won an election against no real opposition candidates and amid harsh crackdowns on dissent. What do you think?

Pieter Selby, Occupational Therapist

“You mean he won that sham election by a motherfuckin’ landslide.”

Pieter Selby, Occupational Therapist

Sherrilyn Gerlach, Database Enthusiast

“Like it or not, murdering all your opponents has its advantages.”

Sherrilyn Gerlach, Database Enthusiast

Kenny Marchand, Library Consolidator

“Will Boomers ever step aside for new, younger dictators?”

Kenny Marchand, Library Consolidator




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