American workers typically work far more than in other countries, leading to increased calls for a four-day workweek, but this proposal has received a variety of criticism. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of a four-day workweek.
PRO
More free time to spend money you aren’t earning.
CON
Could negatively impact bosses’ ability to properly imprint on employees.
PRO
Could cheer everyone up after latest round of layoffs.
CON
It’s not American.
PRO
Only have to see Jacob four times a week.
CON
Even harder to return to work after three days off.
PRO
Extra day to work weekend job.
CON
Lifetime of ceaseless work leaves millions ill-equipped to explore genuine pleasures life has to offer.
