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Portuguese Town Flooded By 600,000 Gallons Of Red Wine After Tanks Burst

Over 600,000 gallons of red wine rushed through the streets of São Lourenço do Bairro, Portugal, after two tanks at a nearby hilltop distillery broke open and sent the alcohol rushing through the town streets below. What do you think?

Joseph Boreen, Utensil Consultant

“It never occurred to me

Joseph Boreen, Utensil Consultant

Tara Pelletier, Systems Analyst

“How come nothing delicious ever buries my town?”

Tara Pelletier, Systems Analyst

John Hallack, Iguana Groomer

“A wonderful day for people who like to lick wine off the street.”

John Hallack, Iguana Groomer