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Poll Finds 43% Of Americans Expect Civil War Within Next 10 Years

A new poll of 1,500 American citizens found that 43% of them think it’s likely a civil war will break out over the next decade, with Republicans more likely to believe it will take place soon. What do you think?

Anisha Paredes, Unemployed

“I hope not. I just

Anisha Paredes, Unemployed

Owen St. Clair, Lap Dance Choreographer

“Okay, but remember we’ve already committed to hosting the Olympics in 2028.”

Owen St. Clair, Lap Dance Choreographer

Karl Culbertson, Freelance Chaplain

“Thank god, doing reenactments of the first Civil War was getting a little repetitive.”

Karl Culbertson, Freelance Chaplain