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Politics 2008 In Review

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Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11
Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11
Americans Announce They’re Dropping Out Of Presidential Race
Americans Announce They’re Dropping Out Of Presidential Race
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket
Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket
Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box
Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box
’Time’ Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece
’Time’ Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece

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