Politics Political Friendships Published: February 16, 2009 Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With SnakistanLong-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To PalestineWorld Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud AhmadinejadCanada, India Sheepishly Resolve Border DisputeU.S. Gives Up Trying To Impress EnglandRelations Break Down Between U.S. And ThemKim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of WarChild Walks Out On Toy Non-Proliferation Talks Advertising Tourists Not Leaving Landmark Until All Permutations Of Groups And Cameras Exhausted Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 45: Issue 6 Related Coverage Melania Trump Announces First 1,000 People To Preorder New Memoir Will See Her Face In Their Dreams Until Death Trump Assassination Suspect Buying AR-15s Nonstop While In Custody Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera