Police Sketch Artist Admits To Only Drawing People Who Have Wronged Him

HOUSTON—Dozens of wrongful arrests were brought to light Saturday, as longtime Houston Police Department sketch artist Daniel Lampert confessed that for years he had used his artistic skill to indict innocent people who had angered him. “Remember that serial rapist eight years ago? That was a sketch of my neighbor,” Lampert told reporters. “Son of a bitch wouldn’t leash his dog.” Lampert also revealed that Houston’s notorious heroin kingpin Brad Manning, arrested hours after his sketch was completed, stole Lampert’s girlfriend in college. “Jerk thought he was so big,” Lampert said. “Showed him.”