Peruvian Shockingly Knowledgeable About U.S. History

GAINSVILLE, FL—During her two-week visit to the U.S., Peruvian visitor Alejandra Mañera demonstrated a “frightening” depth of knowledge about U.S. history, her American friend Briana Heckel reported Monday. “We were sitting around talking about how Bush has no idea how to rebuild Iraq, and Alejandra starts mentioning how at least Woodrow Wilson outlined his postwar plan with his ’14 Points’ speech,” Heckel said. “Then she starts listing all the points, and I’m like, who’s Woodrow Wilson?” Mañera further unnerved Heckel by speaking flawless English.