The FDA approved Lybrel, a birth control pill that stops the monthly menstrual cycle altogether. What do you think?
“This is unfair—when will they come up with a pill that keeps my genitals from bleeding.”
Chris Jawoerk • Marketing Director
“This could potentially ruin daytime television’s entire sponsorship model.”
Alex Lau • Sous Chef
“I’ve already figured out a way to stop the menstrual cycle altogether: 14 consecutive pregnancies.”
Baly Sniderman • Admissions Clerk
