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Pepper X Now World’s Spiciest Pepper

‘Pepper X’ is now officially the world’s hottest chili pepper, rating at an average of 2,693,000 Scoville Heat Units. What do you think?

Barry Garbrecht, Lamplighter

“Slow down, I’m still recovering from dijon mustard.”

Barry Garbrecht, Lamplighter

Andres Asheri, Unemployed

“I can respect a food that’s not afraid to fight back.”

Andres Asheri, Unemployed

Breanne Molden, Ethical Hacker

“Great news for all white guys everywhere with something to prove.”

Breanne Molden, Ethical Hacker