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Paris Reestablishes Waiter’s Race

In Paris, 200 servers dressed in their uniforms and carrying trays with a croissant, a cup of coffee, and a glass of water competed in La Course Des Cafés, a race first run in 1914, for the title of fastest waiter. What do you think?

Amy-Louise Torres, Warning Designer

“It’s fascinating to see how different cultures humiliate their service workers.”

Amy-Louise Torres, Warning Designer

Solomon Wu, Foot Stylist

“So they’ve been choosing to be slow this whole time?”

Solomon Wu, Foot Stylist

Thiago Forbes, Whistle Instructor

“All that effort and the French still don’t tip.”

Thiago Forbes, Whistle Instructor




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