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Oxford Comma Wins Court Case For Workers

Maine dairy workers argued in a recent lawsuit that the lack of an Oxford comma in their contract rendered its overtime exemptions too vague and that they were thus eligible for overtime wages, an argument that won them the case. What do you think?

Effie Binder • Token Counter

“What, now you’ve got to follow grammar rules to exploit your workforce?”

Effie Binder • Token Counter

Noel Dierks • Patent Denier

“If we don’t demarcate penultimate items in a list from their coordinating conjunctions, just what separates man from the beasts?”

Noel Dierks • Patent Denier

Hugh O’Malley • Competitive Whittler

“This is why I always check the restraining orders I’m issued for any invalidating punctuation.”

Hugh O’Malley • Competitive Whittler