News Our Historic Front Page: August 2024 Published: August 22, 2024 The Onion Is Back In Print. Get The Paper. Become A Member. Join Today Print Is Back. Get The Paper. Become A Member. Advertising The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Continued on next page Explore Tags Former Print Exclusive Vol 60: Issue 34 Related Coverage Dawn Unveils New Small Silver Bell For Summoning Butler To Deal With Dishes 9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers Sweetgreen Expands Line Of Kids’ Meals For Adult Women With Eating Disorders