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Oregon Man Contracts Plague From Pet Cat

A man in Deschutes County, OR is being treated for a strain of the bubonic plague that he contracted from his pet cat, which succumbed to the disease after hunting rats in an area where the ailment is endemic to the rodent population. What do you think?

Kasper Pritchard, U.S. Postal Worker

“This is why I don’t share needles with my pets.”

Kasper Pritchard, U.S. Postal Worker

Naima Norton, Cloud Specialist

“That’s just how cats show affection.”

Naima Norton, Cloud Specialist

Brandy Vaughan, Number Compiler

“Aww, kitty!”

Brandy Vaughan, Number Compiler




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