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Onion Social Staff Physician Concludes Website Not To Blame For Mass User Illness

Onion Social staff physician Harold P. Zweibel definitively concluded that the website is not to blame for mass outbreaks of user illness, putting to bed rumors created by its detractors. What do you think?

Neil Barry • Langolier Folklorist

“Only a billion cases? Seems lik

Neil Barry • Langolier Folklorist

Richard Avalos • Hot Tub Filterer

“Should I die, I’d happily leave all my earthly possessions to Onion Social.”

Richard Avalos • Hot Tub Filterer

Shayla Lang • Onion Social User

“Yes. Brain feels good.”

Shayla Lang • Onion Social User