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Computer Hacker Denied Access To Social Life
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Meth Lab Tests Confirm Dealer's Hypothesis
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ACLU Defends Nazis' Right To Burn Down ACLU Headquarters
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Popular 'Dad' Character Will Leave Next Season
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Seventy-Two Percent Of High Fives Unwarranted
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Scientists Discover 6000-Year-Old Stain
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Area Man Hopes To 'Accidentally' See His Roommate's Girlfriend Naked
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Dead iPod Remembered As Expensive
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Beloved Minister Dies As He Lived: Of A Heart Attack
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