Once-Cute Cerebral Palsy Poster Child Now Awkward Cerebral Palsy Teen

BELLINGHAM, WA—Area 14-year-old Brianna Angelos, who was the Cerebral Palsy Foundation’s official Cerebral Palsy poster child in 1992, has developed into a gangly, awkward Cerebral Palsy teen, sources revealed Tuesday. “Nobody’s asked Brianna to be on any posters for a long while now,” said Karen Angelos, mother of the ungainly adolescent. “In fact, I don’t think she’s done a public appearance in over five years.” Brianna’s classmates at Westlake High School describe the teen as “introverted and unpopular.”