On Pacquiao's Loss


“I realize those two guys could murder me in a matter of seconds, but watching two 5-foot-6-inch guys fight is just adorable to me.”

“I have trouble understanding how the judges came to that decision, but when has anything underhanded ever occurred in a sport as upstanding as boxing?”

“Floyd Mayweather must have savored watching that—all the freedom from not being in prison those guys were enjoying.”