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Oglala Sioux Tribe Bans South Dakota Gov. From Reservation

Following statements from South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) about sending razor wire and security personnel to the Texas border, Oglala Sioux tribe president Frank Star Comes Out banned Noem from the reservation, saying that those at the border should not be “cut up by razor wire furnished by, of all places, South Dakota.” What do you think?

Nina Cipollo, Phlegmologist

“Careful, persecution only makes Republicans stronger.”

Nina Cipollo, Phlegmologist

Ken Agoh, Volunteer Magician

“Good, hopefully this will make the governor realize there are people in her home state that she can brutalize.”

Ken Agoh, Volunteer Magician

Remy Sokolov, Unemployed

“Kind of ironic considering how we welcomed Native Americans to this country.”

Remy Sokolov, Unemployed




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