Now That Man Has Heard About Barack Obama, He Sees References To Him All Over The Place

WEST LEBANON, NH—After first learning of Barack Obama from a news broadcast last Friday, 29-year-old Aaron Chamberland said he has since been unable to go about his daily life without noticing references to the man nearly everywhere he goes. “It’s one of those weird things. As soon as I heard it, it started appearing all over—online, on TV. I even saw it on a T-shirt,” said Chamberland, noting he had been “astonished” to hear at least half a dozen complete strangers mention the name over the past several days. “Everywhere I go now it’s Barack Obama this, Barack Obama that. It’s like, ’What the fuck?’” Chamberland went on to tell reporters that his recent discovery eventually led him to realize that Barack Obama was the husband of first lady Michelle Obama, whom he has always greatly admired.