Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the second week of the 2015 NFL season:
Winners
Tony Romo: Reunited with top target Dez Bryant weeks ahead of schedule
Jay Cutler: The Bears quarterback played up hamstring injury at All-Pro level
Adrian Peterson: Quickly reacclimating to the complete silence in the Vikings locker room after every game
Losers
Andy Dalton: The limited Bengals quarterback continues to rely on short checkdown touchdowns
Rex Ryan: Completely lost composure during postgame interview by appearing humble
Marcus Mariota: It’s all over
