Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the second week of the NFL season:
Winners
Robert Griffin III: The third-year quarterback has shown he’s finally much more comfortable spreading around the injuries
San Francisco 49ers: San Francisco’s multidimensional offense kept officials guessing as to which moronic penalty would come next
Adrian Peterson: Peterson may have done enough this week to finally get out of Minnesota
Losers
New York Jets: An erroneously called timeout negated a game-tying touchdown in a matchup the Jets would have lost anyway
Kirk Cousins: Despite a game-winning effort while coming off the bench, Cousins will once again be relegated to playing for the Redskins
Integrity: The concept of adhering to moral principles really struggled this week when it counted
