Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the second week of the NFL season:
Winners
Archie Manning: Following another dominant Denver Broncos performance, the retired Pro Bowler has every reason to be proud of his son
Greg Schiano: Showed cunning and tenacity as he expertly picked apart starting quarterback Josh Freeman’s confidence
NFC East Teams: By NFL regulations, one of these teams must make the playoffs
Losers
Jacksonville Jaguars: Suffered a hard-fought loss against the Raiders, despite putting up nearly 10 points
Cleveland Browns: Following their game against the Ravens, the Browns returned to Cleveland
Joe Flacco: Missed the birth of his child for a football game. He is an awful husband and an awful father.