Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the seventh week of the NFL season:
Winners
New York Jets: Lived up to expectations that officials would just hand them another bullshit victory
Minnesota Vikings/New York Giants: Both teams can rest easy knowing that very few people will witness whatever they are about to do tonight
Robert Griffin III: In a 45-41 win over the Bears, RGIII gave the type of vintage performance that got him seriously injured last season
Losers
Chicago Bears: Somehow managed to lose despite Jay Cutler leaving in the second quarter with a groin injury
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: With running back Doug Martin having left Sunday’s game with a shoulder injury, Tampa’s season may be shot
Peyton Manning: After six respectable weeks, the Broncos play caller showed Sunday night that he’s just another Manning loser
