NFL Week Nine Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the ninth week of the NFL season:

Winners

Rex Ryan: Moving closer to dream of coaching for team other than the Jets

Johnny Manziel: Looked great warming up on the sidelines, showing excellent velocity while throwing the clipboard

Rob Gronkowski: The Patriots tight end has now gone five straight games without letting a single person know he tore his ACL again

Losers

Tony Romo: Abandoned teammates when they needed him most

Washington Redskins: Survived bus crash

Matt Ryan: Spent a long, relaxing bye week listening to friends and family assure him he’s not an elite quarterback