NFL Week 13 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 13th week of the NFL season:

Winners

Patrick Peterson: The Cardinals cornerback showed maturity when he swallowed his pride and didn’t attempt to cover Julio Jones one-on-one

Oakland Raiders: Legally entitled to NFL’s revenue-sharing

Pittsburgh Steelers: Pittsburgh’s stout defense did everything possible to successfully prevent Saints tight end Jimmy Graham from reaching the end zone

Losers

Tom Coughlin: Observers worry it may finally be time for Coughlin to retire last year

Andy Dalton: The Bengals quarterback vomited several times after watching an instant replay of his performance on the Jumbotron

San Francisco 49ers: After only putting three points on the board against the Seahawks, the 49ers faced a humiliating chorus of boos from the last few remaining beer vendors at Levi’s Stadium