NFL Week 11 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 11th week of the NFL season:

Winners

Trent Richardson: Despite the Patriots’ stout run defense, Richardson fought tooth and nail for 10.2 inches per carry

Ryan Mallett: Tom Brady’s former backup made the best of being demoted to starting quarterback for the Texans

Seattle Seahawks: Succeeded in shutting up Seattle fans

Losers

Steven Jackson: The Falcons running back often got winded and needed a short break to catch his breath before reaching the line of scrimmage

Minnesota Vikings: Bounced back from last week’s win over Washington

Aaron Rodgers: For the second week in a row, Rodgers’ numbers greatly suffered in the fourth quarter




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