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New York Court: Lap Dances Not Tax-Exempt

Ruling that lap dances do not qualify for tax-exempt status as a “dramatic or musical art performance,” a New York court has ordered a gentleman’s club to pay nearly $125,00 in back taxes. What do you think?

Mark Neeley • Weigher and Mixer

“Wait, so if it wasn’t just a performance, then that means…she

Mark Neeley • Weigher and Mixer

Kirsten Anderson • Stop Attacher

“The club did it all wrong. First, it needed to get an MFA. Second, apply for and receive an NEA grant. Third, center its dramatic or musical art performance around a withering condemnation of the objectification of women through the ironic usage of the male gaze.”

Kirsten Anderson • Stop Attacher

Jonah Elliman • Unemployed

“What about if she pees on you? Doesn’t that make things art these days?”

Jonah Elliman • Unemployed