New 'X-Files' Movie Opens

Six years after it went off the air, The X-Files is back in a new feature-length film titled The X-Files: I Want To Believe. What is in store for audiences?

A lengthy subplot that explains in detail why Mulder and Scully’s hairstyles have changed

Mulder is heavily criticized by his FBI superiors for using “circa 1995” tactics for investigating paranormal phenomena

Composer Mark Snow has transposed the franchise’s haunting piano line from the key of A minor to the even creepier key of A-flat minor

Child who says “I made this!” during Ten Thirteen Productions bumper revealed to be an extraterrestrial

Story updated with single iPod reference

Mulder, Scully, and their new alien friend, Xeeblop, struggle against all odds to make it to the top of the go-karting circuit

In an attempt to diffuse the sexual tension, Mulder exposes himself constantly throughout the movie

Turns out government is not to blame for anything; it was just a big misunderstanding