New Job Posting On Craigslist Clearly For Secretary Of The Interior

WASHINGTON, DC—Despite the lack of denial or confirmation from the White House, a job posting in the “admin/office” section of the Washington Craigslist site strongly suggests the Cabinet–level post of Interior Secretary. “WANTED: TEAM PLAYER WILLING TO GO AGAINST THE TIDE—FAMILIARITY WITH NATIONAL PARKS A PLUS,” read the listing. “Position involves interaction with lumber- and oil-company executives, Smokey Bear, President of United States of America, and may involve occasional outdoor work. Lotus Notes and WordPerfect a plus.” In 2005, President Bush and Congress were criticized for hiring Jim Nicholson, the Secretary Of Veterans’ Affairs, after it was revealed that Nicholson answered a classified advertisement in the back of Soldier Of Fortune magazine.