New Desk Chair A Boring Dream Come True

BUCKLIN, KS—The arrival of a royal-blue Global Armless Task Chair at Allstate Insurance Monday marked an extremely mundane “dream come true” for human-resources aide Patty Keely. “I so love my life,” said a giddy Keely, 31, without a shred of irony. “I’ve been wanting a chair with wheels for so long, but I never thought [office manager] Don [Frissel] would get me one. Now my chair won’t make that horrible scraping sound every time I stand up to file something. Yes!” Now that she has a new desk chair, Keely said she fantasizes about one day buying a Chevrolet Cavalier or visiting her cousin in Branson, MO.