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New AI Can Predict Bordeaux Wine Origin With 100% Accuracy

Scientists at the University of Geneva, Switzerland used AI to link the chemical composition of 80 red wines from the Bordeaux region of France to their exact origin with 100% accuracy, a feat which they believe lends credence to the inexact science of terroir. What do you think?

Allen Bizzle, Spreadsheet Navigator

“Oh great, now we’ll have pretentious computers.”

Allen Bizzle, Spreadsheet Navigator

Jarrett Culling, Systems Analyst

“Wine tasting will just be a phase for AI like everyone else.”

Jarrett Culling, Systems Analyst

Robyn DePew, Yarn Spinner

“My mouth is outsourced once again.”

Robyn DePew, Yarn Spinner