A Somalian sports official has been suspended after a seemingly untrained sprinter, who was a relative of hers, represented the country at a competition in China, where she clocked the event’s slowest-ever 100-meter time at 21 seconds. What do you think?
“As long as she set a r
Luis Hosking, Buffet Guard
“Since when has the goal of running been to be fast?”
Jodi Svedin, Hat Specialist
“I learned how to be an out-of-shape loser without any rich relatives’ help.”
Blaine Kirk, Unemployed