NCAA Lacrosse National Championship Goes Off Without A Hitch

BALTIMORE—The NCAA men’s Division I collegiate lacrosse championship was successfully contested as expected Monday, crowning the season’s winning team as easy as you please. “Both schools got there on time with all their lacrosse equipment, the field was fine, and there were the required number of refs. So we played the game,” University of Virginia captain Bray Malphrus said the night after completing the match. “When it was over, the winning team was handed a trophy, pictures were taken, we changed out of our uniforms, and everybody went back to their hotels.” Though the NCAA head office and officials directly involved said they were content the game had gone off without a hitch, all admitted it really would not have been a big deal if there had been some problems.