KENOSHA, WI—Insisting that they would not be daunted in their hunt for this vitally needed information, the nation’s nieces gathered Friday to announce that they would keep asking where your ex was every time you visit. “We remain resolute in our investigation into why your ex Zack is not with you for Thanksgiving, and we will continue asking about him despite the fact you broke up with him nearly a year ago,” said 7-year-old niece Taylor Singh, addressing reporters as the nieces stressed that no number of reminders would prevent them from saying that they liked him more than the boyfriend you brought this year. “We also want to note that we plan to ask if you were mean to your ex and that’s the reason he is not here anymore. Do not try to deter us. This will not cease no matter how many times you attempt to change the subject.” At press time, the nation’s nieces added that they would continue asking this even as you started to softly cry.
Nation’s Nieces Announce Plans To Keep Asking Where Your Ex Is Every Time You Visit
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