Thousands of artifacts that have been taken from tombs around the world often make their way to prestigious museums. What do you think?
“Well, it would certainly explain the recent upsurge in mummy-curse-related murders at the Met.”
Megan Crawford • Systems Analyst
“That must be why Getty director Dr. Michael Brand was digging up my mom’s corpse last week. It doesn’t explain why he was fucking it, though.”
Michael Dougan • Pharmacist
“Look, I’m a realist. I just don’t believe in all this superstitious nonsense about ’archaeology’ and ’museums.’”
Tyler Soria • Loan Officer
